If I was chicken I'd cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a f**!
I bend over take a sh** on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more
So I go and take a piss on my grandma's teeth, everybody stares wide eyed in disbelief
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a f**in' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot
If I was a cheetah, I'd run real fast, but...I'm not a cheeta I'm a pain in the a**
I like to drink whiskey like to smoke gra**, I drove into a tree just to see sh** crash
Jumped on a stage to be like Mama Ca**, I stuck a bottle rocket deep in my a**
I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast", I whack off in a Ferari so I can cum fast
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a f**in' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot
I went to Batswana to buy some marijuana, ghetto blaster blastin' Afrika Bambaataa
I took the wrong bus and went to Ensanada, so I had a siesta and ate an enchelada
I went to tahiti got busted for a grafitti, they gave me forty lashes and now I'm bleedin'
Beat me so hard that my hair's receding, they said "Ching chang chong" but I didn't get the meanin'
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a f**in' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot
You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a f**in' idiot. I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh
But most think I'm an idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I'm a f**in' idiot
I like to act out like a fool
I like to act out like a fool
I like to act out like a fool
I'm an idiot