Hello from Colorado
Now she's off to West Virginia to be a mountain momma
Yeah, she's the jet setting type
Who is learning how to type sixty words a minute
But she wants to be a waitress
And she wants to play the field
She's drinking every day now
She has good turnout
And she is going to turn out just like her momma
Who was the jet setting type
And now she's typesetting jets
She's drinking every day now