Verse
She said “excuse me” and then proceeded to bump into my chest
I said “which way are you going?” and as I did so I lightly brushed my hand on her b**b (oh my god!)
Then it was over, no four leaf clover could provide enough luck
I turned around but she'd gone, and on a desk in my form her boyfriend wrote “I'd recommend you keep your eyes and your mind off my property.”
Chorus
Totally wish I had more balls than that
I've tried to forget it, but it just keeps coming back
Totally useless at reading her signs
I've re-lived that moment a million times
Total cliche time - "I wish I could die"
Tragic and tristful, and terribly tongue-tied
Totally blew my chances with the most popular girl in school
Verse
“He's so mysterious, it's like he doesn't care to play these dumb games
He's in a world of his own, and at recess he goes to play his metal pointy loud guitar
And Brad's an idiot, he makes me do stuff that I don't wanna do
Besides, this new kid is cool, he stammers hard like a fool
And sweats so bad, like he's in an ocean of infatuation…”
Chorus
“Sick of my group that I don't even like
Maggot on Breezers and high as a kite
Keep up appearances, a constant display
Greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray
Totally smart, bet he thinks I'm so dumb
The party's this weekend, he probably won't come
Totally wish I was more than just the most popular girl in school.”
Bridge
Later at the party, she got wasted and she went home with a loser
He could have most anyone, so why's he have to be a jerk and choose her?
“Saw him in the corner, he's not talking, he's just looking round, he's SO weird (it's like he is a million km's from here)
What the hell's his problem, he should leave if he thinks he's too good to be here!”
Verse
Now she looks caustic, some backwards logic tells her I'm an a**hole?
It's not my fault, I just don't like to talk, with so much to hear...
Chorus
“Totally awkward, vacant and gone…”
Shallow and airheaded, talks like a moron
“Highbrow elitist, god he's such a dick!”
Think I'll just stick with the library chicks
“What was i thinking? Freaks stick with their kind.”
Shes so misguided, but she can think what she likes
Totally won't waste my time again on the most popular girl
The most popular girl
The most popular girl in school