If you know how to catch a mouse The world will beat a pathway to your door But since the first one's found our house I can appreciate the saying more I don't know What they expect to find I don't know I can't make up my mind They say he's got a special gift But i don't envy him at all They started camping in the yard They've got their ears pressed up against the wall I don't know How long can this go on
I don't know How did it last this long Everybody wants an egg from the golden goose But no one cares if they're the one Who k**s the golden goose Everybody wants an egg from the golden goose I wonder just how many eggs are in the golden goose? A paparazzi's at the door He says he's here from people magazine And there's some lady on the phone Wants him to advertise designer jeans