Bethesda Game Studios
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman
Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Cameraman running through the forest slow zoom
On a carving of Gandalf and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds
The first tie-fighter
Overworked cameraman running through the snow
Carving of an ancient tug of war
Slow dramatic zoom
Running towards a tiny hill STOP that's a cliff
Carvings of dragons breath carvings breath carvings of fire
Dude turn around or you'll die
Shaky rocky formation pan down then it opens its eye
Pull out your sword on a ledge
Carving is rooting for the dragon
Sword-fighting a dragon in the snows gotta be cold
OR NOT
Show the fire carving burning the sheild carving
Leg carving medium-shot carving
He's regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight
VOICE ATTACK
But his voice went to far right
It went to a mountain town
And a forest
Stop for the night
In the morning pa** the windmill
To a natural stone rocky formation bridge
Then it snows on a stream there's a giant, follow him (then him)
Shave a dragon and a werewolf and the patron is next
(BATTLEAXE)Help him floss, shoot a frost bolt at a wall
Spin attack (FAIL)
Fire bomb, dragon leaves, when his barber is done
Shoot a puppy with an arrow make a ball in your hand
(GET STABBED)
Dragon wants a refund sneak smack a big spider
Then barber gives dragon free touch ups on his way out
That's why you should sit still
At the barbers
Dragons Soul tells of the clumsy barber
Then it goes through the trees
To tell it's back-up
Thanks for nothing
Sky-rim
The Elder Scrolls V
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