[Verse 1: Tobuscus]
Introductory helicopter nature shot
(Bad guy at a safe distance)
Second helicopter introductory nature shot
Bad guy at uncomfortably close distance (turn)
[Verse 2: Tobuscus]
Careful, Harry, he doesn't have a nose
Harry needs some sleep
And he needs a nose
And he needs some sleep
And some new gla**es
And he needs a manicure
(Come to die)
Don't sleep yet, Harry
He's gonna k** you
LOOK OUT
[Verse 3: Tobuscus]
Spell, dodge
Too many pa**engers, dramatic turn
How does that hold him up?
First time he touched a girl
Pan up pointy roof
Leaf-bed look right
This movie is extremly important
Forcefield dissolves
Dramatically raise hand
That train is screwed
Slowly look left
This movie is the most important movie you will ever see
Back up in a library
Raise your hand and a wand
Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared
Of a bunch of bad guys
But he acts brave while he runs
You've gotta buy two tickets
Masked guy on a broom
Swerve, run, throw, exploding
Running, closer shot
Cast a spell (DUCK)
Be careful with that stick
Too late
[Interlude: Tobuscus]
Ok, time out. Oh thank god ok. Catchin my breath. He's grabbin his face, whatever. Ok go!
[Verse 4: Tobuscus]
Dragon take off
People running
Downhill people running
Flex
Part one, November walking
Chase that fire you wizards flying horse
Lizard
Look out Harry (too late)
Got him, help him Ron (swing)
[Verse 5: Tobuscus]
Part two, July 2
Burning
People running backwards
Screaming
Wave hand upskirt
Windy
Kissing
Snape
Cast spell
Climb
Look
Blow up the town
Wizard lighning battle
Zoom, huge shiny P
Then other letters come out