We ain’t east we ain’t west, we ain’t left, we ain’t right
We ain’t black, we ain’t white, we just came into here to drink
We’re all mud flaps and suburbans, ball caps and turbans,
All prom queens and strippers, we’re the whole kitchen sink
And then here, were the same, everyone knows your name
We just raise up our gla**, we don’t give a rats a** if you’re a
democrat or republican, We’re happy to be here and that you can see we’re all just drunk Americans.
We ain’t second ex-wives, we ain’t cowboys or redskins,
Ain’t preachers or kingpins, we’re just all having fun
We’re all suits and blue collars, short orders and long haulers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young, CEO’s, GED’s, DUI’s, FBI’s, BHD’s
We just raise up our gla**, we don’t give a rats a** if you’re belly’s too fat or your wallet’s too thin,
We’re happy to be here and that you can see we’re all just drunk Americans.
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All drunk Americans
We’ve been in we’ve been out, we’ve been cool, we’ve been weird
Thank god we’re still here, in the land of the free
And we all sing it wrong but we all sing a-long
We just raise up our gla**, we don’t give a rats a** if you’re a
democrat or republican, We’re happy to be here and that you can see we’re all just drunk Americans.
In these neon lights, we’re all stars, we’re all strips,
And we’re all drunk Americans.