(Chorus) You bought me a box of gods I brought you down I brought you down You bought me a box of gods I brought you down I brought you down You bought me a box of gods I brought you down I brought you down You bought me a box of gods I brought you down Now wouldn't it be funny if you could purchase Religion on a stick And wouldn't it be funny if you could buy A god to get you by Playing tennis in the Herald Sun! (Chorus) Now wouldn't it be funny if you could purchase A god soap on a rope
And wouldn't it be funny watching your father Break down into a lather And wouldn't it be useless to buy a used car From a man with an honest face And wouldn't it be horrible to scrub that bathroom floor With holy water purchased by the case Just make sure you wash behind your ears! Now wouldn't it be funny if you could purchase A coustume just like his And wouldn't you be better off if you weren't All thumbs and two left feet Pin yourself Upon the cross In the Herald Sun! (Chorus x3)