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You bought me a box of gods
I brought you down
I brought you down
You bought me a box of gods
I brought you down
I brought you down
You bought me a box of gods
I brought you down
I brought you down
You bought me a box of gods
I brought you down
Now wouldn't it be funny if you could purchase
Religion on a stick
And wouldn't it be funny if you could buy
A god to get you by
Playing tennis in the Herald Sun!
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Now wouldn't it be funny if you could purchase
A god soap on a rope
And wouldn't it be funny watching your father
Break down into a lather
And wouldn't it be useless to buy a used car
From a man with an honest face
And wouldn't it be horrible to scrub that bathroom floor
With holy water purchased by the case
Just make sure you wash behind your ears!
Now wouldn't it be funny if you could purchase
A coustume just like his
And wouldn't you be better off if you weren't
All thumbs and two left feet
Pin yourself
Upon the cross
In the Herald Sun!
(Chorus x3)