I saw you in the loungeroom waiting
I couldn't stay to save myself
I left the water boiling
And my blood was boiling
I'm just an Asian painter
I'll paint your barn
I'll paint your gate
I'll paint your fence
I fought in the last war
I had to die for
Burning in a bombed out tank
I bought some fish, but had to pay for
A hundred dollars, for a fishtank
I'm just an Asian painter
I'll paint your barn
I'll paint your gate
I'll paint your fence
I'm just an Asian painter
I'll paint your barn
I'll paint your gate
I'll paint your fence
I bit the baby on the mother's breast
Banter, banter on Christmas
Sat down to draw, I was locked in a battle for
The best baby in the whole wide world
Born indulgence to capture the priest
And tie him to pain and prejudice
Left too much in heaven to think
Of ever coming down
He's never coming down
I'm just an Asian painter
I'll paint your barn
I'll paint your gate
I'll paint your fence