Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen.
He was so sh** scared he told me, and when he said that her dad was a cop
I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to tell someone,
And so he went and told a teacher, and the girl eventually got an abortion.
He was f**ing sh**ting himself, let me tell you,
But six months later he was f**ing around like always.
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
How did he win?....Eeaasy
"You betta watch it" I thought to myself. But Roger was pretty f**ing sure of himself.
He was the guy who first brought a block of hash to a party.
Because I was his friend I was there when he first showed it to people,
And we all went down the back yard and he rolled a joint. Where did he get it from?
My parents would have k**ed me if they knew.
Thought we'd all turn into junkies or something if we had too much.
Oohooh
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Oohooh
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Oohooh
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Oohooh
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Oohooh .......
The last time I saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day test.
He'd turned into such a fat, normal yobbo c*nt.
"The wife nearly didn't let me out today," he said, and he did all that chanting yobs do,
Like "Ooh, Ahh, Glenn McGrath." "It got you in the end," I thought to myself,
As I looked at Roger. "Life got you in the end, pal. You were such a co*ky,
Successful winner when we were 16, but now you're just another sad fat prick
Sitting in the M.C.G. high fiving in self congratulation,
As if it's you that had the sk** and determination to play for Australia"
It's the c*nts with the bad haircuts that you've got to watch out for.
There's never been a popular teenager yet who's done rat's with their life.
It's the f**ing dorks that give it a real go.
Glenn McGrath got 5 for 50 that day.
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath