Do-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do
Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do
Do-di-di-do-do-di-di
Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do
Do-di-di-do-do-di-di
Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do
Well a singer croon the tune that makes the bucka
Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do
Guitarist girly-heartstring-plucka
Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do
Drummer they drive the moshpit-a-rucka
Dahdo-do-do-do-do-dah-dah-do
But DJ Trevor goes "wucka wucka"
Mixer drink help youth run amucka
Vitamin B help them after they chucka
Toilet ducka take away the yucka
But DJ Trevor goes "Wucka wucka"
DJ Trevor
DJ Trevor
Social worker help you when you run out of lucka
Micro surgeon help you with the nip and tucka
Psychiatrist help you when you're panic-strucka
Accountant help you dodgy tax deducta
A lift operater come when you get stucka
A garbo come to take away your mucka
A chef serve you freshly oyster shucka
DJ Trevor goes "Wucka wucka"
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah yeah
He really famous but he not that clever
He model himself on-a Chappell Trevor
Hey!
Amphetamine help you keep-a drive-a the trucka
Biological clock help you to feel clucka
Tenancy Law help you to usufructa
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah yeah
Hey female attention, male veneration
With just a record collection and some hand-eye co-ordination
Hey
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah
DJ Trevor yeah yeah yeah
Woah!