Nothing on TV but a thing
Called 'Scarecrow and Mrs.King'
You sit and watch it while your wife
Becomes the plaything of another man's life.
It don't bother me; I'm a toady -
I'm John Bonham's coke roadie
Your life is terrifically out of step
But so what? - I'm with the Zep
I don't wash dishes or pay the rent,
I just depend on John getting bent
But don't bother me; I'm a toady -
I'm John Bonham's...coke roadie
It's amazing what goes through your brain
As you frantically sweep the little grains
Think of fidelity, think of the fools!
Marriage destroys you - stick to drum stools
But don't bother me; I'm a toady -
I'm John Bonham's
We tour through cities, I see life
And someone is next to your wife
The only thing that can't be canned
Is setting up that hi-hat stand
It don't bother me; I'm a toady -
I'm John Bonham's coke roadie!!
Aaargh
Coke roadie!!