Love is like cum, you gag but you swallow
As it goes down your windpipe and comes out tomorrow.
Never forget that you'll never remember
My name once you take your lips off my member
Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips,
Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships.
Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips,
Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships.
Remember the days when you were a lad
Tryin' to root the arse off your mum
Or blow the f** outta dad.
Or and if you're a la**ie, that part of you achin'
For the man who kissed mum and brought home the bacon.
Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips,
Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships.
What happens now? We're as naked as babies
All over each other like VD or rabies
In each other jockettes, long may we wallow,
Love is like cum; you gag but you swallow.
Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips,
Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships.
Momma's in the kitchen cookin' fish and chips,
Daddy's in the toilet bombin' battle ships.
Well..the fascinating witches
Put the scintillating stitches
In the britches of the boys
Who put the powder on the noses
Of the faces of the ladies of the harem
Of the court of King Caractacus
Were just pa**ing by
All together now
All together now
Pa**ing by
All together now
Pa**ing by, pa**ing by... (Fading)