The man from popular culture came round to check up he said on what we wanted
I look at the wife and puzzled a while and replied: "Just The normal I suppose
Pay off the house, some sort of world trip, then back home,
maybe boat and cable tv but only for the football"
He nodded, "Spiritually" he asked "Have you any Spiritual needs, longings "
I knew sort of what he was getting at and i knew too i probably should have had some
Well it's hard for me to be precise but I suppose I have some of those
I wouldn't say it effects my day to day activities
He nodded, It's family and health that's important
I said thinking maybe that's what he wanted
As long as they're OK
He ticked a box and looked up at me
I see, well I said were worried about unemployment tick
and the hospitals tick, schools sort of he ticked silent all that stuff
turned to the next page, and huge and deviant s**ual longings?
what the f** i said but he went look i'm sorry i have to ask lets move on
Politics, Not Interested Really
Music, I've got some greatest hits albums
Poetry, Oh yeah like I read it all the time
Princess Diana, Let's leave it be I reckon
Ever get the feeling Intellectuals laugh at you, Couldn't give a f** mate
he asked me sign telling me it was non-obligatory
For the purposes of verification only
two weeks later we got in the post all we wanted
except the princess diana stuff