Hear what was caught in the newsreader's arse?
That's what fame's all about
Down the casualty ward they had a laugh
That's what fame's all about
The lead singer, I heard, likes it up the date
That's what fame's all about
I heard it from a friend, who got it from a mate
That's what fame's all about
The half back flanker rooted the coach's wife
That's what fame's all about
Coach bashed him to within an inch of his life
That's what fame's all about
You only gotta beep out the names if you're broadcasting;
That's what fame's all about
By the way, you know who Tony **** (Shaw) is shafting?
That's what fame's all about
The Gallagher brothers think they're geniuses
That's what fame's all about
And some people care what Mike Munroe says
That's what fame's all about
There's adulation for every jumped up git
That's what fame's all about
And when you're forgotten, no one gives a sh**
That's what fame's all about