The last time I kissed him
I was thinking about how much food I had left in the fridge
And it wasn't him, or his fault at all
I just didn't want to waste my free time shopping
But then he left, and that was it
And now I'm stuck with twice the rent
A bed too big, and so much cereal
I don't know what to do with it
I don't even eat breakfast
And he has the nerve to call me selfish?
He's the one that wanted to eat out
Knowing damn well it wasn't in the budget
And I hate crowds
He listened to music way too loud
Left the door open while he sh**s
He takes too many naps
Recorded over my favorite shows
And looked through my phone
And I f**ing hate him
And I miss him
And I f**ing hate it
Ah, f** this
I told you that sh** in confidence
Leave my mother out of it