[El-P]
Picture this
I'm a bag of dicks
Put me to your lips
I am sick
I will punch a baby bear in his sh**
Give me lip
I'ma send you to the yard, get a stick
Make a switch
I can end a conversation real quick
[k**er Mike]
I am crack
I ain't lyin', kick a lion in his crack
I'm the sh**, I will fall off in your crib, take a sh**
Pinch your momma on the booty
Kick your dog, f** your b**h
Fat boy dressed up like he's Santa
And took pictures with your kids
[El-P]
We the best
We will cut a frowny face in your chest, little wench
I'm unmentionably fresh, I'm a mensch, get correct
I will walk into a court while erect, screaming "Yes!
I am guilty motherf**ers, I am d**h"
Hey, you wanna hear a good joke?
[Refrain]
Nobody speak, nobody get choked
[El-P]
Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyuns
Flame your crew quicker than Trump f**s his youngest
Now face the flame, f**ers, your fame and fate's done with
[k**er Mike]
I rob Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty, Linus and Lucy
Put coke in the doobie, roll woolies to smoke with Snoopy
I still remain that dick grabbin' slacker that spit a loogie
Cause the toter of the toolie'll murder you friggin' Moolies
f** outta here, yeah
[Refrain]
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey, hey
Nobody speak
Nobody speak
[El-P]
Only facts I will shoot a
Baby duck if it quacks, with a Luger
Top billin', come cops some villainous shots is blocked, shipped out, and bought, and y'all feeling it
El-P k**in' it, k**er Mike k**in' sh**
[k**er Mike]
What more can I say? We top billin' it
Valiant without villainy
Viciously foul victory
Burn towns and villages
Burning looting and pillaging
[El-P]
Murderers try to hurt us we curse them and all their children
I just want the bread and bologna bundles to tuck away
I don't work for free, I am barely giving a f** away
[k**er Mike]
So tell beggin' Johnny and Mommy to get the f** away
Heyyo here's a gun, son, now run, get it the gutterway
Live to shoot another day
[Refrain]
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey
Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey
Nobody speak
Nobody speak
Nobody speak, nobody get choked