She f**s like a regular f**-machine
She tore up all my T-shirts in a holocaust state of mind
She broke and burned my records in a frenzy just to see me cry
She hurts my loving feelings not sure why
I guess because she can
She knocked my teeth out
She stole my shoes
I guess in retrospect I should have seen it coming far away
She's mean and rude and somehow always up to something new and evil
She f**s like a regular f**-machine
She stole my bike and never gave it back
She broke my widescreen TV
She broke my first guitar, and sold my stereo and all my cd's
She also introduced me to some guys who nearly k**ed me
She f**s like a regular f**-machine
I guess in retrospect I should have seen it coming far away
She's mean and rude and somehow always up to something new and evil
I don't care
I don't care even if she is mean
'Cause she f**s like a regular f**-machine