[Wayne and Ca**andra visit a local music store]
Wayne Campbell: There it is-- Excalibur. ["kneels" in respect]
Ca**andra: Wow.
Wayne: '64 Fender Stratocaster in cla**ic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar. Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.
Music Store Attendant: [to customers in another section of the store] I'd raise the bridge, file down the nut, and take the buzz out of the low "E."
Wayne: God, I love this woman. [reacts at Garth who just walked into some chimes] Hi, Garth. Where's the clerk? I know. I'll use the "May I help you" riff. [picks up another guitar and does a heavy metal riff]
Attendant: May I help you?
Wayne: [puts down guitar] Yes, my good man. I'd like to have a look at this Fender Stratocaster, please.
Attendant: Oh really?
Wayne: Yes.
Attendant: Again?
Wayne: Yes.
Attendant: [opens plastic case and gives Stratocaster to Wayne] Careful.
[Wayne starts strumming some chords but the attendant knows the song. He stops Wayne and points him and Ca**andra to a "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" sign]
Wayne: [to camera] No Stairway. Denied!
Attendant:
'scuse me, Wayne
Can I put the Fender back now, please?
Wayne:
Not today, my good man.
I'm feeling saucy.
I think I'm gonna buy it.
Do you accept...cash? Cha-ching.