[Hook] Made n***a – I do what the f** I feel like That sh** you rap about – I do that sh** in real life That ho you feenin' about – I f**ed that b**h in real life That car you dreaming about – I bought that sh** in real life Real life, real life, n***a this my real life I ain't just talking boy I got that white in real life You just be talking you ain't got no stripes in real life Watch where you walking you ain't ‘bout that life in real life [Verse 1] Might as well throw away your plate, b**h I'm trying to get all the cake Got a whole bunch of quarters like I'm trying to get all the states Give a f** about all the hate n***a long as I get f**ing paid b**hes call me Arnold Schwarzenegger ‘cause I'm f**ing made See me in Gabanna shades then you know that Thugga blazed Long a** extensions like Poetic Justice braids Watch custom made, Audemar Piguet gleaming You n***as penny pinching like Hardaway dreaming
Got k**ers on my payroll, them b**hes say I'm an A-hole I tell her hasta luego, you saving hoes like Django Watch who you talking to like Tango, that 3-8-0 in my corduroys And my heat got a cooler like Miami's waterboy [Verse 2] Wake up 7:30, cup extra muddy Blunt filled up with that yellow teletubby b**h extra s*utty, she gon' be my lunch Had my balls on her tongue like some Reebok Pumps And you know I'm Uncle Ruckus when it comes down to that white Check your temp in Celsius, n***a we ain't fair in height Man these rappers just be rapping, me, I'm really ‘bout that life Just bought a silencer to make the k silent like knife I had fun with your wife, yes I f**ing did Had my children in her mouth like Honey I Shrunk The Kids Young n***a do it big, and get some change out her She either gives me brain or I f** the brains out her