Here come the toad lickers
Leap froggy into town
Here come the toad lickers
Your world is upside down
Watch out you shopkeepers
Petrol pump attendants
How're you burger flippers?
We're gonna burn that ba*tard down
Here come the toad lickers
With snackin attitudes
Gallon of paint stripper
Horse pills and rubber tube
Tank up on Dr. Pepper
Twiglets and Jaffa Cakes
Long trail of sweet wrappers
Swirling in our wake
Forget your blues, forget your punk
And funk and christian rock 'n roll
(Toad lickers)
Receive the glands, secrete a brand new
Mash of bluegra** and techno
(And do-si-do)
Suffer you toad lickers
They're lurking all around
Those enemies of freedom
They'll try to bring you down
Come on you toad lickers
High time to hit the mall
'Make hay not war' sticker
On every 4x4
Wreak devastation the vegetation
All over Snowdonia
(Snowdonia)
I-d the species by the feces
In the free mountain air
And I'm so there
Gather the toad lickers
Fan out and hit the town
Scatter them pig knickers
This pond is sacred now
Here come the toad lickers
Leap froggy into town
Look out you city slickers
We're gonna burn that ba*tard down