[Hook]
This isn't a love song
It's more like a like song
When you were getting your club on
You were the one I had my eyes on
(I like you, you like me, is it love? unlikely)
You let me cut like a buzzsaw
We did it with the lights on
And all your girlfriends was wrong
Because I actually might call
[Verse 1: Dumbfoundead]
I never knew a l-l-l-like like this
You're the type of girl I take to sci-fi flick
Or watch a Monday night fight with pints and spice dip
Labeled ‘booty call' under contacts in my sidekick
If you're looking for love
Why you up in the club
Stuck up?
Start loosening up
Sip this Grey Goose
Duck, duck
This ain't a shot at love
This is just straight shots
Buck, buck
I like like much better
(Whatever)
Love s**s
You're the type of girl that I wouldn't take home to mom
But you can meet my uncle and he'll give me loads of props
Cause you were oh so hot
But let's close up shop
I'll probably forget about you
Like Robocop
Now you think I'm an a**hole
So insensitive
If you thought you were the one
Go-go and guess again
You say let's try to make this work
But I'm a pessimist
So I use like instead of love to avoid messiness
[Hook]
This isn't a love song
It's more like a like song
When you were getting your club on
You were the one I had my eyes on
(I like you, you like me, is it love? unlikely)
You let me cut like a buzzsaw
We did it with the lights on
And all your girlfriends was wrong
Because I actually might call
I wrote a whole like letter I can read you
You don't need my number lady
I know how to reach you
And just so that everything's understandable and see-through
I don't wanna' meet your mom
This conversation is between me and your cleavage
So why don't you leave us alone
My concentration is bad as it is
And your sleeveless tee is just taking me home
[Verse 2: Psychosiz]
You like it?
I love it
You love it?
I'm above it
I suppose
West coast
We don't like them hoes
My like-life's like life
Only more lifelike
I love it
(n***a if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?)
Why don't you shut the f** up
We don't gotta' like you
Cause we aren't like you
We're like me
And like me
Do we like you?
Unlikely
For you to be as fly as me
You have to get your pilot's wings
I build skyscrapers out of sky pagers
And text the sky 911 at my leisure
I ain't tryna' be liked
I'm more like
Like, who you doppelgangers try and be like?
Celebrity life every night
If everything is everything
I hate everything twice
[Verse 3: Open Mike Eagle]
If I didn't answer your call
It might be an emergency
I've got a real old phone
It's likely that the circuitry is rusty or overblown
I'll text you back with urgency
It's something really important
(He was signing up for Turkish Teens)
(What did he say?)
That I was climbing up a turnip tree
To find us the perfect leaves
For grinding up some herbal tea
Either way
What's up with the third degree?
(That is not what the f** he said!
You think I'm stupid or something?)
Don't I give you everything that a steady date deserves?
sh**, check out the artist list on this medley tape I burned
It's entitled ‘The Sentiments That I Dedicate To Her
So Long As She Only Listens To Every Other Word'
I mean, you're pretty high on my priority agenda
Hell, I went to your house to hook up your digital antenna
And I was just finna' let you use my favorite smoothie blender
And get your name tatted on my neck... in Henna
[Hook]
This isn't a love song
It's more like a like song
When you were getting your club on
You were the one I had my eyes on
(I like you, you like me, is it love? unlikely)
You let me cut like a buzzsaw
We did it with the lights on
And all your girlfriends was wrong
Because I actually might call