Seriously, you're a stupid tool to lead my friend on
Just a stupid b**h that everyone wants gone
If you come around me, I'll have you leaking red on the lawn
Life is a game of Chess, and to me, you're just a pawn
It'd be too easy to turn back now
Attached to my friend like a f**ing wedding vow
Everyone but her seems to know you're a cow
Just a ba*tard son, oops, was I not supposed to say that now?
Trying to live to the standards of high cla** society
You're a douche, about all your notoriety
Boy, come back here, I want to whip the smirk off of your a**
I'll take a chainsaw and tear you up to the cheers of the cla**
So here's the situation, and yes, I hate you
You're trying to act like this is something new
Say what? You're going to take me to who?
Nah bro, come around me, and I'll give you a black eye, too
Figure this out for me? Dating three girls is polygamy
And I hear you dated two, so that would be bigamy
You don't hate gays, but you promote bigotry
Now come over here and see it how us "f*ggots" see... it