Verse 1
You ain't heard nothing this hot since Juve dropped 400!/
Since Soulja Slim left No Limit!/
Or when Jay Electronica came on the scene Dimethl-trippin'!/
I've come like dentist to bring back the feelin'!/
Nothing but fill-in's have come in position/
So I jumped up in it to so they'll come up missing!/
Like me when I'm pitchin'! Yup, I'm getting tossed!/
I'm only good at spittin', cause I really s** at sports!/
In P.E. with shorts too high for com-fort!/
Getting beat like Scott Storch, set me on this course/
Indeed! Now fast-forward, who's that at the door?/
The geeks & the dorks are out on the porch!/
They say they wanna enter, and I'm thinking that they finna'/
Cause it's really harsh winter & J.ReaL's with em'!/
And I heard he gave Mellysa the wood like Taye Diggs & nem'/
So Mell, get the door.../
It's Friday night & I feel alright/
Got a party going down on the Southside/
And I've got my Ferris Buler shades on to hide my sight/
Looking like I lost a fight with a housewife/
Looking like a douchebag but I still don't care/
Black leather jacket on as I spike my hair!/
To all my O.G. macks & my wanna-be players/
This is how the f** we do it, put your hands in the air! Go!/
Hook
Put a cup up & grab one more!/
Go ape sh**! Spaz on the floor!/
If you an animal, you can't go wrong!/
And I'm the King b**h! Sun Wukong!/
We ain't stopping til' the street lights come on!/
Oops! Guess I lied, they been on & we still going!/
Spaz if you want! Go HAM! Go off!/
I'm the king b**h! Sun Wukong!/
Verse 2
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!/
Got a aerosol can? Spray it like a Mack-11!/
Cause that's how many freaks are inside my bedroom!/
And it's 40-mins in on a 2-hour twerk session!/
Allah, what a blessing! Ask my reverend!/
Only angels with a** on this stairway to heaven!/
McDonald's for dinner? [Hello! Whatcha' getting?]/
I think I might have ordered all the buns on the menu!/
All these colors keep flying by my eyes/
Video games rule the bulk of my mind/
Pause & rewind, a**, tits, thighs/
Every girl rules the bulk of my mind/
It's just eat, game, f**. Eat, game, f**/
Go to sleep, wake up, eat, game, f**/
Girls, games, sustenance; girls, gain sustenance/
Girls are sustenance...yup/
Back in the cut like a wound full of peroxide/
Sprite's got my buzzed! Been a while since I got high!/
But call the doc, cause I'm still waiting to detox!/
What up doc?! Is there no REAL detox?!/
It feels so good in my hood tonight/
All g**ners forgot about the drive-bys.../
"Speaking on such, the drive-bys have NOT been cancelled but instead
Postponed until further notice"
Hook
Bridge
Now all my cuties with a bu*t, throw it up/
And all my cuties with some bust, lift it up/
sh**, throw it up if you got neither one/
But all my girls with pretty feet to the front/
Southside throw it up, East Coast throw it up/
West Coast throw it up, Mid-West throw it up/
Show em' up, blowin' up, all over your sofer-a!/
That's not even a word, but I'm not even that worried cause/
I'm back up in my element, I'm fresher than a peppermint/
I'm better than whoever and I'm telling them I'm special and/
The rest of them irrelevent, and revelry, celery!/
And celibate & sentiment & synonym & eminem-y!/
This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh!/
Just another kid who chose a different path/
Dag...na buckets/
Oomp!/
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[Outro]
(Random talking)