All I really want for Christmas Are some brand new shoulder pads To protect me from the enemy When he crosschecks me really badly I would be irate You'd expect me to be retaliate But to his suprise I look him in the eyes and say "Happy holidays." You know Christmas time is stressful times for all Mall's packed, traffic jams Family get-togethers way too out of hand Pick up hockey's just way too crowded And I know...I know I know that you want to take your stick and wrap it over somebody's head
But you've gotta think twice Try to be nice and remember to say "Happy holidays." Happy holidays (Take it Eric...Lindros) So let's remember it's December Before we drop the gloves Even goons like yourself Deep down need to be loved So lower you high stick And remember jolly old Saint Nick Hey you big idiot,happy Holidays Hockey holidays Hockey holidays Hockey holidays (Hockey holidays everybody.)