Oh Snap the Yordles are back
It's Sonny Psydup here to lead the attack
FALL BACK your plays are whack
I'm half black and I'll be your carry this rap track
Meet me down in bot lane if you're willing
First Blood? more like a mercy k**ing
My hands are clean I let Miles do the blood spilling
Sit back, spam laugh, sounding like a super villan
Train your brain to drain the pain
And try maintain in my domain
I'll be humane and give you free reign
But only 'cause I'm gettin' sick of the same lane
Shut down, my keys
My town, my steez
One word: Lunchables
I go ham on the ritz with a little bit of cheese
(break)
Okay
UberGuitarDude and Sonny Psydup
We are The Yordles and you know what's up
Been waitin' on writin' this Cypher been fightin'
And now it's 'bout time that we bring down the Sparks
Maybe you've seen me on Summoner's Rift
Meltin' your faces with my tasty riffs
Slingin' 'em out like my Ezreal ults
/ff noobs it's your own damn fault
Bot is my lane, AD is my main
Rackin' up k**s is my claim to fame
Ezreal, Draven, and Graves are my boys
'Til Riot realizes I need a new toy
They'll make a new champ and then base it on me
UberGuitarDude is what we all need
QWER is no longer the key
Just start up a game with me baby, GG!