Yeah, 25th of December, 1971
Got me some homemade beautiful shoes
Eleven years later baby, 1982
I was twelve years old and still I had the blues
2003 baby, and now I'm twenty-three
I'm expecting some good jazz baby, hanging on that tree
f** Christmas baby, yeah I got the blues
f** Christmas baby, yeah I got the blues
I said f** Christmas baby, I got the blues
f** Christmas baby, I got the blues
Yeah, put that tree on the red light, juliet
f**ing Romeo won't be back for supper
Yeah, I'm altered Mickey Mouse on milk and honey
Playing the blues with Paul James Barry, I say
f** Christmas baby, I got the blues
Yeah, f** Christmas baby, I got the blues
I said f** Christmas baby, yeah I got the blues
f** Christmas baby, I got the blues
Take it away, children!
f** Christmas baby, I got the blues (that's right)
f** Christmas baby, I got the blues
f** Christmas baby, I got the blues (yeah, you got the blues)
f** Christmas baby, I got the blues
Yeah, f** Christmas baby
I got the blues!