If I was gonna be a power ranger
I would be the white power ranger
But if I was a pope
I would be
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f**ing wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f**ing wicked!
If I was a polar bear
I would eat human heads
But if I was a pope
I would be
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f**ing wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty f**ing wicked!
I want to have s** with boys
I want to have s** with girls
If I'm going to abstain from s**
Then I'd better be the f**ing pope