You got three in the front seat Should be you and your chick Instead there's some cat claims he gets car sick Keep both eyes open One hand on the wheel It may be hard to believe But some folks like to steal Now you got a woman Lookin' good in the crowd There's a love buzzard waitin? to swoop down and take her out
She calls you up Puts off the date for the night You go along with her And say honey that's all right You drive past her house And see his car outside Your best friend done taught Your good woman to lie Keep both eyes open One hand on the wheel It may be hard to believe But some folks like to steal