I jump out of my plane
In a parachute that says "girls rule"
With a Sleater-Kinney T-shirt on
And when I land you know I'm just gonna have to demand a booklist
Just you just write it out by hand
And make sure it tells me why feminism needs to exist
Take a picture with me
Oops, I snuck a kiss
Come on, it was just a joke
My girlfriend's a really big fan
Silence, silence
I'll wear you like a shield to hide me from what I really feel
And criticism, by the way, you play so good for a girl
And thanks for all you do, pat, pat on the head
Stand too close now go change the world
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
Mr. So and So
It's all just for show
Except his sweaty glow
Mr. So and So
I'll stand in the crowd with my hand in my coat
At like every single show
I just love girl bands how they take command
It's a turn on you don't need to know
Follow you down the street
To make my collection complete
And think it's all okay
I'll show your autograph
To my Women's studies cla**
Without hearing what the teacher has to say
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
Mr. So and So
It's all just for show
Except his sweaty glow
Mr. So and So
Blowing smoke up your a** with
My backstage pa**
Shy girlfriend in tow
Gonna ask you to play just a week and a day before my festival
'Cause the bill is all guys and people wanna know why
And I need you for some press quotes
You'll be playing mid day on the dumpster stage
And on the fliers we'll make sure to misspell yr name
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
Mr. So and So