Bum bum bumadum...
The party was jumping
When Bertha got off of her stump
The whistles were blowing
And everybody did the bump
But all the time Bertha
Had been working on a goodie
Now folks call it the
Bertha bu*t Boogie
When Bertha bu*t did her goodie
She started the Bertha bu*t Boogie
No question
Bum bum bumadum...
When Bertha got moving
Her hips were humming in the wind
The ground started shaking
No gra** grew where she'd been
The music was popping
The crowd had formed a ring
Her sisters yelled, boogie, Bertha
Do your thing
Oh, for your information
Bertha had three sisters
Betty bu*t, Bella bu*t
And Bathsheba bu*t
When Bertha bu*t did her goodie
She started the Bertha bu*t Boogie
I said no question
Bum bum bumadum...
Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me
Bertha stood back and yelled
Betty, Bella, Bathsheba
And the bu*t sisters backed her up
When she yelled, I need you
The troglodyte, Leroy, Luther
And the bu*t sisters all knew
That the Bertha bu*t Boogie
Was now the thing to do
When Bertha bu*t did her goodie
She started the Bertha bu*t Boogie
No question
Bum bum bumadum...
I'll sock it to you, daddy
Me like, me like
Come here, woman, woman
Come on
I'm calling you ma'am
Yeah, the boogie