Mister radiator
You can't be s-serious
Oh mister radiator
You can't be for real
Mister radiator
You can't be s-serious
Oh mister radiator
Just what is the deal
And mister radiator
You've been going on off all night
Oh mister radiator
Don't you know how lazy I can be?
Oh mister radiator
You've been going hot and cold all my life
Oh mister radiator
You can't be for real
Mister agitator
You've got me f-furious
Oh mister tantalizer
Get right out of here
Mister tranquilizer
We used to be the best of friends
But mister tranquilizer
I think I'll steer clear
And mister radiator
You've been going on off all night
Oh mister radiator
Don't you know how lazy I can be?
Oh mister radiator
You've been going hot and cold all my life
Oh mister radiator
You can't be for real
Extra, extra, read all about it
Mister big decision is beginning to doubt it
He got drunk on evening, he screamed and he shouted
That his wild ambitions had finally sprouted
He was ranting, raving, all his visions were swarming
And he felt that something deep within him was forming
He kept happy thoughts and he ignored every warning
Like he'd found his reason to wake up in the morning
First he felt sorry, then he felt sad
And illusion after illusion
Turned up short or turned out bad
Where is the glory that seemed so within my grasp
Where is the glory...has it just pa**ed?
And mister radiator
You've been going on off all night
Oh mister radiator
Don't you know how miserable I can get?
Oh mister radiator
You've been going hot and cold all my life
Oh mister radiator
You can't be for real