Top hat
You're gonna make a fool of yourself
You're gonna get kicked right out
We're keeping you away from those shelves
Top hat
You're gonna make a mess of this thing
You scared all the kids on the swings
Is there really any good you can bring?
We don't want you, they don't want you
We want to help you, but we can't meet your eyes
Is that a surprise?
At least you'll hit the ground with your top hat on
(With your top hat on)
Top hat
I already gave you my change
And we already had this exchange
So why'd you have to look at me so strange
Top hat
My mother says you'll only buy booze
And I hope that she's misreading the clues
But I tried to give you food and you refused
No one wants you, no one wants you
We want to like you, but we won't meet your eyes
And when it dries
Maybe you'll stay warm with your top hat on
Oh, we can't stand you, they can't stand you
Who could stand you, I can't bare the sight
But hey in the light
Maybe you'll look fine with your top hat on
Maybe you could die with your top hat on
Throw away that time with your top hat on