Do you ever wonder if you could create a giant robot
Even though you've got no professional training in science or math?
Me too, me too, me too
Do you ever wonder if you could create a k**er robot
Even though the only things you own are a Super Nintendo and a Scooby-Doo?
Me too, me too, me too
What's your robot do?
Mine makes Avril Lavigne go away forever
Please say "Nickelback songs, loud"
I like you, I like your f**in' robot
You've got great ideas
I like you, I like your f**in' robot
You and me should conquer the world
You and me could f**in' conquer the world together
Without Avril Lavigne, we won't have sadness anymore
All that we need is a brand new robot family
A brand new robot family
It's you and me and Chad
You and me and Chad Kroeger army
You and me and Chad
You and me and Chad, the robot army
We are the Chad Kroeger robot army
(I like you, I like your f**in' robot)