What a dreary life this is
Teaching
Feel like a peach melba without a
Peach in
I was so depressed I started
Screeching
Feel like Debbie Harry's hair without the
Bleach in
Telling kids to keep down the noise
Are you surprised I lost my voice
Guess I chose the wrong career
Like the Dane in that book by Shakespeare
To be
To be or
To be or yo-yo-yo
I'm go
I'm going
I'm going ga ga go
I'm so
I'm so in
I'm so in pain inside
I'm too
I'm too de
Too depressed to commit
Suicide yo yo yo
I'm too depressed to commit suicide
"Couldn't you fix that sink some other time?"
When I go home I waste my time
Markin'
Hate to watch the news read by Leonard
Parkin
If I were I dog I'd really be
Barkin'
Instead I'll look for some pool with a
Shark in
But then suicide's a crime
Don't want to waste the police's time
Just quietly do myself in
Like the guy in that book by Solzhenitsyn
Archi
Archipel
Archipela-go-go-go
Ga ga
Ga ga go
Ga ga ga Yo yo yo
I'm so
I'm so in
I'm so in pain inside
I'm too
I'm too de
Too depressed to commit
Suicide yo yo yo
I'm too depressed to commit suicide
Too depressed to commit suicide
Too depressed to inject cyanide
Nooses ice-cubes gas insecticide
Razors blunt so I'll drink pesticide
Too depressed to commit suicide
Too depressed to commit suicide
Too...