Once a fool sat on a hill
To write a symphony
But ended up with a simple tune
As simple as A-B...
-C
Jack and Jill went up that hill
The hill was very green
Carrying a bu-u-u-
U-u-ucket between...
Them ohoh
Sing a song, a simple song
A song that's clean and nice
Sing it once then once again
And that means singing it twice
This song that's nice and nice
Oh, oh-oh oh
Oh, oh-oh oh
Now we come to the second verse
In which I'm singing in now
I wonder what I should say in it
Oh well, it's over anyhow
And so instead I'll...
Sing a song, a simple song
As simple as they come
Taking care not to offend
The record-buying mums
By avoiding words like *beep* bums
Oh, oh-oh oh
Oh, oh-oh oh
And I have got my wife here with me
She may be playing in a different key
But I love her and she loves me because you see
To be in love as lovers is so lovely
(And we'll sing 'ooh')
(And we'll sing 'ahh')
(And we'll sing hooray)
(Who gives a monkey's what we sing)
(It's bound to pay)
Oh
Sing a song, a simple song
A song that's clean and nice
Sing a song, a simple song
Not a cymbal song, that's right
Sing it once, then once again
And that means singing it twice
This song that's clean and nice
Sing, sing it....
Twice....
Ooh