Once a fool sat on a hill To write a symphony But ended up with a simple tune As simple as A-B... -C Jack and Jill went up that hill The hill was very green Carrying a bu-u-u- U-u-ucket between... Them ohoh Sing a song, a simple song A song that's clean and nice Sing it once then once again And that means singing it twice This song that's nice and nice Oh, oh-oh oh Oh, oh-oh oh Now we come to the second verse In which I'm singing in now I wonder what I should say in it Oh well, it's over anyhow And so instead I'll... Sing a song, a simple song As simple as they come Taking care not to offend The record-buying mums
By avoiding words like *beep* bums Oh, oh-oh oh Oh, oh-oh oh And I have got my wife here with me She may be playing in a different key But I love her and she loves me because you see To be in love as lovers is so lovely (And we'll sing 'ooh') (And we'll sing 'ahh') (And we'll sing hooray) (Who gives a monkey's what we sing) (It's bound to pay) Oh Sing a song, a simple song A song that's clean and nice Sing a song, a simple song Not a cymbal song, that's right Sing it once, then once again And that means singing it twice This song that's clean and nice Sing, sing it.... Twice.... Ooh