"Okay... okay, right now it's, uh... time for the last number of the evening. Right. It's been a terrific evening, hasn't it? Right. Okay, so will you welcome back on stage, please… Mr. Neil Dung and Mr. Bob Vylan, yeah!
I saw the Bird of Peace the other day
Flying through the sky
Pursued by people who hate him
They took their guns and shot him down
I found the Bird of Peace on the ground
And ate him
Oh Bird of Peace, you tasted real good
I had you with mint sauce
All my friends ask me how I feel
Well I feel Peace-full of course
I saw the bu*terfly of Love the other day
Flying through the sky
Over the hills and valleys he'd float
And so I stopped and cried out to
The bu*terfly of Love as he flew
Straight down my throat
Oh bu*terfly of Love, you tasted real good
I didn't need to cook a vegetable
All my friends asked me if I felt full
But the difference you made was negligible
Oh bu*terfly of Love
Oh Bird of Peace
You made a substantial meal
Oh bu*terfly of Love
Oh Bird of Peace
How full of Peace and Love I feel
"Now, let's hear it for... The Bland!"
Oh bu*terfly of Love
Oh Bird of Peace
The Yankies shot you down
"Right now, the special guest of the evening, would you welcome, please, Mr. Leonard Crowing!"
Oh bu*terfly of Love
Oh Bird of Peace
You're the razor in... my... heart
"Okay, uh... ladies and gentlemen, Leonard Crowing, yeah. (Get him off the stage.) Right now, George Harra**ing!"
Bird of Peace la la la la
bu*terfly of Love la la la la
I really want to chew you
"Terrific. Right now it's time to welcome old Grey-Eyes himself, Mr. Frank Sumatra!"
Oh bu*terfly of Love,
My kind of Bird
Come and fly with me
Oh bu*terfly of Love
Oh Bird of Peace
You're just like a couple of tots
"Mr. Frank Sumatra. But now, making his own way towards the microphone is Mr. Dean Martian!"
Ba dada da be da .....
"Dean Martian. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it. (Help him off the stage...) And now, finally, the reason we're all here, the people you've been praying for, would you welcome please - Norris, Dobbin, and Garry Cribb yes, the sensational three and only HeeBeeGeeBees!
Oh bu*terfly of Love
Oh Bird of Peace
It's you I had on my plate
Ahhhh!
[Status Quid – still going on from track 6]
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