We were fighting some trolls
In the warrens below
Getting close to our goal
As far as I know
My dude fails a roll
And it knocks him prone
No standards, moves, or minors
I was totally boned
It was a critical hit
From some little minimal sh**
When I heard those little dice click
I threw a bit of a fit
Instead of a saving throw
Instead of a glancing blow
No medical sk**s in tow
I let my character go
My guy died...
The coup de grace came up on the 20th side
Crit
He had
11 Strength
13 Con
16 Dex
11 Intelligence
9 Wisdom
23 Charisma
I play a minotaur now
My guy died...
The coup de grace came up on the 20th side
My guy died...
No d**h save modifiers could be applied
My guy died...
That human saving throw bonus couldn't save me this time