[Verse 1]
Well I went out last Sunday with my little Mary Ann
She says, "Please stay 'til Monday," and she grabbed me by the can
She laid a big 'un on me, surprised me with her tongue
But her surprise was waiting there between my cheek and gum
[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them purty girls wild
[Verse 2]
Well we went to the movies, me and little Peggy Sue
I had a dip there in my lip just like I always do
She didn't know I's spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup
She took a great big swaller and she threw her popcorn up
[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them purty girls wild
[Verse 3]
Well the moral of this story is so very sad but true
But if you stay 'til breakfast Son, they're gonna wanna marry you
So try this little method and I'll promise you no doubt
Just dip some Copenhagen if you wanna snuff 'em out
[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them purty girls wild
Copenhagen