Keep your mouth shut Don't say a word You're being absurd Someone shouted from the back Smack, I heard a crack Of a hand on his back He started to cry Oh God You won't die BANG Sound of a gun You made him mad You better run Chorus: He's a mad clepto-freak And he just wanted to speak see See what happens when you don't answer
Us when we're about to bust Clepto FREAK Now I'm not saying To get a gun And go on a rampage k**ing everyone But teachers, You need to smile and act pretty And answer us Try to limit homework By at least one Or actually don't give us any By the time we get home We're in bed One of us may strike Chorus: