I'm crazy sick
Like f-f-f-fully crazy sick
Like crazy sick?
Like f-f-f-fully crazy sick?
Yeah, crazy sick
F-f-f-fully crazy sick
That's crazy sh**
C-c-c-crazy sh**
Tinea, pneumonia, chlamydia, malaria (ooh ahh)
They are inferia bacteria
You asked for more
And yep, yep I'm hearin' ya
From within this undecorated interia
Sick like rubella and salmonella put together
I'm a young Aussie fella
Stuck in a very small area
And yeah I'm a carrier
I'm a carrier-warrior
Sent back from the future
To destroy all bacteria
(hey)
I'm find some hepatitis A,B & C
And then I'll be back for a little D & E
Ain't not micro-organisms gonna defeat me
Especially when I'm ready to drop a beat
R-r-r-r-r-r-r-rabies
(aaaaaaaaaaaargghhh)
Whilst maintaining good blood pressure
And holding down nausea
I'm waging a war on the
Friggin world of bacteria
So come on bacteria
Come out where I can see ya
I'll show you little fools
For giving me diarrhea
Fin-ding the small things
Is hard-er than it seems
I'm strug-ling with clean-ing
And need-ing and ev-ery-thing
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
To lorremia, bordetella, borrelia, dysteria (ooh ahh)
All those ones, I never heard o' ya
Sorry little bugs
But am I interrupting ya?
Get out of my room
G-g-get outta this area
I can smell influenza
I can see yovo fever
Do people know about this?
Somebody get me the media!
There's some bugs on this table
And there's some bugs on this seat, right here
There's some bugs on this apple
Somebody get me the media!
Fin-ding the small things
Is hard-er than it seems
I'm strug-ling with clean-ing
And need-ing and ev-ery-thing
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I thought I was winning
But all these bugs are too cunning
'cos they're all over these pillows
And they're all over this dunny
Will someone please come and help me
I swear, I'll give you some money
Put on this mask and these gloves for me
You look a bit funny
I'm sick of this cleaning
And now I don't have the power
To flex for the camera
When I'm in the shower
There's a bacterial taste in my mouth
It's kinda sour
But that's okay
I'll brush my teeth in an hour
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
I'm a germaphobe
I'm a germaphobe-phobe
(hey, hey, hey, hey)
That was crazy sick
Like f-f-f-fully crazy sick
Like crazy sick?
Like f-f-f-fully crazy sick?
Yeah, crazy sick
F-f-f-fully crazy sick
It made me sick
M-m-m-made me sick
(bleurgh)
Hello there, this is world-wide media
This is Steven speaking
How can I help you?
Hi, I'm calling from hospital
I've got some urgent news
And err, yes sir, what might that be?
There's bugs in my room
Okay... (click)