Down in the subway, come from a dance
Lookin' for a toilet, gonna sh** my pants!
Uh uhhhhh, uh uhhhhhh
Uh uhhhhhh, baby uh uhhhhhh
Dig in my pocket, lookin' for a coin
All I find is three pennies and a joint!
Uh uhhhhh, uh uhhhhhh
Uh uhhhhhh, baby uh uhhhhhh
Out of my skull, kickin' the door
I don't have a dime, I'm gonna do it on the floor!
Uh uhhhhh, uh uhhhhhh
Uh uhhhhhh, baby uh uhhhhhh
Along come a cop, big as a tent
You don't get no sh**, for just three cents!
Uh uhhhhh, uh uhhhhhh
Uh uhhhhhh, baby uh uhhhhhh
If I had a nickel, if I had a dime
I'd put it in the toilet and I'd sh** all the time!
Uh uhhhhh, uh uhhhhhh
Uh uhhhhhh, baby uh uhhhhhh