I wear lipstick and I wear a dress,
High heels I stand when I piss,
And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe,
'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, yeah! And I don't care if you approve,
What the f** is that gonna do?
'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do,
Than piss off motherf**ers like you, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h,
I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, yeah!