If Columbus never sailed the sea If Longfellow never wrote a rhyme If leaves have never grown upon a tree And if the sands have never told the time Then I guess I don't love you (like I do) Then I guess I'll have to find me (someone new) Then I guess this love I feel couldn't possibly be real If Beethoven never wrote a song And if Shakespeare never wrote a play If a man has never been wrong And if night has never followed day Then I guess I don't love you (like I do) Then I guess I'll have to find me (someone new) Then I guess this love for you couldn't possibly be true
If high is low, and up is down And if love is not considered an emotion (if yes is no) If yes is no (and square is round) And square is round (and if waves have never road across the ocean) Oh-o-oh If Michelangelo could never paint And if Jezebel was a saint Then I guess I don't love you (like I do) Then I guess I'll have to find me (someone new) Then I guess this love form couldn't possibly be strong Then I guess I don't love you (like I do) Then I guess I'll have to find me (someone new) Then I guess this love for you couldn't possibly be true