So pretty so exotic
Like tila tequila, so neurotic
So desperate, she's almost feral
She walks through the club bros bust a barrel
In they pants like junior high
But they sense that she's danger
And let her walk by
Not quite a cougar, but she's past her prime
You've seen her on the dirty 200 times
She's dated promoters
Done coke with traders
f**ed the deejay
And some nfl players
Tonight's no different she needs some co*k
But as i watch i can almost see the clock
Tick tock
She's not looking for love
Don't want no mr. right
She's wants to have her last drink
She wants get get knocked up tonight
She's looking for a s**m donor
That's why i'm dancing on her
That's why i'm rocking a bo*er
Cuz I'm gonna be her s**m donor
She f**s like c**aine
Like jessica simpson
She's a sure thing
Not just kissin
She's looking for chromosomes
What you got swimming
If chicks could skeet
She's be hoppin on women
She don't want your name
Or what you do for a living
She doesn't want you at her house
Next thanksgiving
She wants your dna
And wants it fast
And that's not an abbreviation
Of dick n a**
So i drop my pants
And whip out my squirtle
Help this 35 year old ho
Make a baby girl
Squirt some michael phelps in her ovaries
Doom her to a future fof single mommy jeans
Try to kiss her goodbye she's like i don't wanna kiss you
I love a grown woman with daddy issues
I just know she'll make a terrific mom
Cuz she's still drinks til she tips over like guam