Yo my name's squirty squirt
And i like to squirt
I put it in her bu*t and she goes berserk
She's like i love it
It doesn't even hurt
I'm gonna quit my job
And do it for work
Yo my name's squirty squirt
And i'm from chicago
I f**ed your mom
In all her hot holes
Covered her in sauce
Just like some tacos
Ditched her with a kiss
And sweetly sung te amo
Squirt so good
Squirt so much
Squirt and skeet all over those bu*ts
Squirt so thick
Squirt so chunky
Squirt in a tube and sell it for money (squirt so good filling up your tummy)
Squirt so good
Squirt so much
Squirt and skeet all over those bu*ts
Squirt in public
Squirt in private
Squirt everywhere i ain't tryin to hide it
Yo my name's shakey shake
And i like to shake
I put it in her bu*t
It starts an earthquake
She's like
I love it it it isn't even rape
Pull it out fast and make my bu*t gape
White and gooey
Kablammo kablooey
I squirt so much
There's a line just to sue me
It's clear that my loads enormous
I'm squirty squirt I'm a dinosaurus
I'm s** tom hanks just check my performance
I quote post modern poets like my name's Lars Horris
Yo my name's historic
I banged Anne Frank
Squirted on Molly Brown
While the Titanic sank
In my time machine supreme
I was tutankumming
Squirted on pharho's
After getting a blumpkin
Cuz i'm squirty squirt
And i'm from space
But f**ed a vulcan
Then sprayed mara jade
The wolf of squirt street
I did it my way
Like frank sinatra
With a lot more to spray
[Schoolybus]
I'm squirty's cousin
He rides with us
The call me schooly bus
Cuz i drive his bus
Sold out shows
I got ten toes
And when i got boogers
I usually blow my nose
Original g
I got real clothes
They call me prada man
And mr. gucci toes
Facebook page
Forty fans
@schoolybus tweets
Still written with crayons
Squirt in park
Squirt my nuts
Squirt everyday while i'm driving this bus
Squirt and shift
Squirt and honk
Squirt and something else that rhymes with honk