Former Fat Boys, rawr
Shout out to everyone who makes Nerdaplooza happen every single year
[Hook]
It's a nerdpalooza
A bunch of grade school losers
Taunted and teased
We grew up to be cooler
I'm about to move ya
I'm about to groove ya
So put your hands up it's a nerdapalooza
Come on scream oooh ahh
[Verse 1]
Hands up in the club if ya nerdy
If you coding the next Google in your basement and you're 30
And you're living at home with your mom (hi mom!)
But you 'bout to be richer than little Steve Jobs (aww)
Gimme a shout
If they kicked you around
Pushed you down
But you grew up and you're running this town
Making cash from the cloud
Kickin' back on your boat targeting lasers on they house
Countin' cash while they broke
Cuz little johnny nerd life
Got the hot wife
And he got his own bodyguards now you wanna fight?
Like Daniel Larusso taking Elizabeth Shoe home
They wish they'd got smart like a spy with a shoe phone
I graduated, some nerds just posers
Rappers in Frontalot gla**es, bunch a jokers
Co-opting nerd fashion for cash ain't kosher
That's why I'm putting it down now for an army of coders
[Repeat hook]
[Verse 2]
I want to tell you a story
Once upon there was this kid who liked action figures and magic cards
He was a little overweight
He didn't have friends
He got pushed punched and kicked around the playgroud
He preferred the computer lab
One day he got in shape
Put on some headphones
And grew up to become the greatest rapper in the world
Throw up your spock hands
Both or do it solo han
Raise em to the clouds like your name was Calrissian
Reference something obscure
Quote something no one's heard
Or cast a f**ing spell
And laugh while their f**ing village burns
+15 now you're on the right track
You're growing a sack
Now show you can hack
Like you don't give a frak
Surprise Barack
Whitehouse.gov
Is now nerds.cum
Like movvvvve you're dumb
I'm not done
Stickam who*es hum
Cuz they all want some
Torrents done
Faye Reagan on my thumb
You wanna come
Cuz it's so yum
So plug it in
Unplug the car
Faye on the dash
Watch that so I drive hard
Old school chozo
On the radio
Wave to lady hoes
While they strip out they
Cosplay clothes
From the con
Where they went dressed
As the Baroness
I was destro, let's go
Nerds get ridiculous
[Repeat hook]