Brush yo teef
Get em real clean
Make sure you floss up in between
Bacteria in my mouth always highjackin
Wanna shut me down keep my tongue from wagging
Braggin
Still sleepy, still laggin
Grab a toothbrush to k** the dragon
Whoosh breath that breath so fresh
Nice clean smile courtesy of Crest
Listen to the dentist his advice is best
Tooth superman, DDS on his chest
Cuz he say everyday gotta floss and brush
Stick to h 2 aqua skip the grape crush
Brush after breakfast, dinner, and lunch
Anytime you eat even if it's just c*nts
Pour one out for William Addis
Invented the toothbrush from jail, dude is the baddest
And when sh** goes crooked gotta rock some braces
Two crowns before 30, listen up this ain't fake kids
I love that green, you know i'm the boss
Food can't stay stuck when i weild my floss
Slip in to the pink, my gums get down
It's almost like i got a g-string in my mouth
Mouth so dirty like i been licking bu*ts
Toothbrush in so i hit it with suds
Let osmosis jones heal my tooth bones
I don't mess around cuz novamin owns
Got my Burt's Bees paste so organic
And my flouride paste vary how i'm attackin it
Brush 3 times a day
Clear that plaque away
Keep germs at bay
Its a Listerene day
The only three cavaties I ever want filled
Are in my hot lil dentist baby come here and get drilled
Cuz she'll can*l your roots
If you abuse your tooths
Her nice b**bs don't mask the pain listen to the truth