What's up with the braces and beers
I know I cheated but it's not like I knew
Yeah, I'm a robber man but you're hard as steal
IKEA did a job on you
You could bring tomatoes and eggs
Or whatever's in your fridge past due
I'd still be cracking jokes bout your ex
IKEA did a job on you
All you gotta do is d**
f** with me on this one and I'll f** you right up
All you gotta do is d**
I see you swaying but you don't feel my love
All you gotta do is d**, baby
All you gotta do is f** with me on this one
And I'll f** you right up