[Verse 1: Alec]
I'm feelin' sheistier than John Lennon's wife was
Avocado style, dig her out, and she's a tight one
It's not allowed: no teeth, she's tryna bite somethin'
So I peace to the retirement home and I entice 'em
Find a widow with the nice gums, have her swallow
My cajones until they're swollen and I've gotta ice 'em
We mail order females over borders and we cuttin' corners
But we gettin' four for the price of one, b**h
And I rhyme nicer than your priest was
Freestylin' with my dick out, I'm eating pizza
Beasta, bong rippin', breathin' out and yea I'm weeded out
And knockin' f** boy rappers on they keista
These YouTube preteens are like a feast for
Me and Viva, roll in tandem like we the police, see us
See me, I'm a beast and you rappers all leashed up
One sixteen, I'll leave your rectum in pieces
Ape sh**, I call it primate feces
Incest, stagin' blind dates with my nieces
Now I'm heatin' up and I don't know the degrees or
The disease that makes me breath and sh** reefer
See the white splatters on the long-sleeved T-shirt
I clean it up at my leisure
Hi, we're The Feminists, nice to meet her
But we treat our women like we're living in Egypt
b**h, do your research
[Verse 2: Viva]
Deranged youth, caged in the booth, a nuke
I'm sprayin' sh** till I faint, it ain't nothin' new
I'm psycho, yea, whatever, just changin' the roof
Layin' the truth while my girl stays playin' the flute
Complainin' she's got a pain and it's an*l induced
Sayin' sh**'s gotta change cause she can't even poop
Claimin' she got a name, I ain't got the faintest of clues
I smoke weed every day but that ain't an excuse
Cuz homie I sh** bricks on infant no name rappers
With fat chicks f**in' rubber dicks
Rubbin' dicks against oven mitts and nun covenants
Middle fingers up screamin' "Motherf** the government"
Feminists, cummin' in your burger buns, I'm lovin' it
Bump us in your f**in' eardrums, start hummin' it
In cla** and get slapped by that **** b**h
Thinkin' of dumbest sh** to spit, just havin' fun with it
Gettin' the honeys cummin' and the rapist can't stomach it
I'm somethin' sick, somewhat sick and tired
Of eatin' p**y that smells like expired hummus dip
But f** it, I huff and I puff and I'm stuffin' my tongue in it
bu*terin' the muffin then I'm s**in' my cousin's dick
And spittin' his cum in a big bucket of onion rings
Vivarosa on that Paul Bunyan dick, yea
It's all fun and sh** till Fig's bu*thole rips, b**h